Stupidest.Conversation.Ever

Co-worker –  how was your birthday

me –  it’s next week

Cw –  really

me – yeah -the 21st

cw – really – I thought that’s why you took off

me -nope –  it’s next tuesday

cw   really – has it always been the 21st

me – well -only since 1970

cw  – wow -you’re old

me – I’m pushing you down the stairs now.