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Crap

it was just pointed out to me that I am gonna be 60 in 21 years.  It’s a long time yes, but when you think about it – it’s not

Yeah I have to hit 40 and 50 first – but think about it

21 years until I turn 60 –  that’s un-believable

From now on

I am telling everyone I live in some pretend land where it’s always sunny (but not Philadelphia, not that I don’t love Philadelphia, but contrary to the show, it’s not always sunny there)

I am telling everyone I live in some pretend land that is always happy and shiny and there is no stress.
I am going to tell people I live on Sesame Street

Did you ever…

…Blow you nose and something big came out and when you go to look in the tissue there’s nothing there and you thing  oh well – then a little while later you look in the mirror and see a big honkin piece of snot on your shirt and freak that other people saw you walking around with snot on your shirt.

…feel a piece of your hair on your face and freak out that maybe you are growing hair from strange body parts that shouldn’t have hair growing from them – like your eye or mouth, only to realize you’re just shedding and feel better that you aren’t growing hair from strange body parts, then realize – HOLY CRAP, YOU ARE SHEDDING

… run around with a fun little girl or boy and realize they have to pee so you take them to pee and when they are done they decide THEY MUST HUG YOU RIGHT NOW with pants around the ankle and then they fart on you and it’s smelly and you’re eyes cross and you pretend faint then the little girl or boy laughs and laughs and laughs but refuses to pull up his or her pants and then insists on running thorough the house naked. (really cute tiny butt)