Why responding to comments before your brain works is bad

Ok  so I said I hurt my finger.

Finn the beautiful commented and asked if I could move it.

I emailed her back –  the bathroom door, I could open it further

She emailed me back –   And your finger, smartass?

She was concerned about if I was hurt, but in my stupor of pain (or the fact that I read it at 5:48am) I honestly and truly thought she wanted to know if I could move my door.

I thought it was strange, but see the time I read it.  It was pre-caffeine time

thank you Finn for wanting to make sure I am ok.   Now if I could get my brain to work…

I am hoping this comes off making me sound as wacky as possible because really – it was one of my dumber thought processes in a while