Dumb is to smart for Linda Hogan

How stupid can someone be and still function as a human being.

Apparently – this – stupid

When 911 has to tell you to stop following your stalker (or soon to be ex that you have an injuntion against, you are officially the dumbest person on the face of the earth.

(it’s the top story, the link in the story is to the actual 911 call.)

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George Carlin

George Carlin passed away at 71. These are part of 2 of my favorite rants.

Meatcake

Perhaps the worst thing that can happen is to reach into the refrigerator and come out with something that you cannot identify at all. You literally do not know what it is. Could be meat, could be cake. Usually, at a time like that, I’ll bluff. “Honey, is this good?” “Well, what is it?” “I don’t know. I’ve never seen anything like it. It looks like…meatcake!” “Well, smell it.” (snort, sniff) “It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!” “It’s good! Put it back! Somebody is saving it. It’ll turn up in something.” Thats what frightens me. That someone will consider it a challenge and use it just because it’s in there.

The 7 words you can’t say on TV
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They’d have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That’s what they told us they were, remember?
“That’s a bad word!” No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don’t you, that you can’t say on television?
“Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits”
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that’ll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
“Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits”
Wow! …and Tits doesn’t even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? “Hey, Tits, come here,
man.