I just answered my home phone like I do at work. That’s just wrong.
Thank you for calling (my job suck) Rachel Speaking How may I help you?
Luckily it was my mom, so no one can mock me on it. Except that I just told the internet about it so there’s that.
and apparently my new nickname on Poppy’s blog is Sparky. She asked and I said I didn’t like Rach or Rae (see above)
update – how about SEE BELOW damn i’m stupid