They walk among us

I walked into a Blimpie’s with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free.”  “They’re already
buy-one-get-one-free,” she said, “so I guess they’re both free” She
handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk
among us and many work retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!”  Someone looked up at the sky
and said, “Where?”  They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun
waking him up every morning.  She asked, “Does the sun rise in the
north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up
with that stuff.” They Walk Among Us!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.  One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open.  I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week.”  He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific
time? “Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific. “They
Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped.  She keeps it in the trunk.  They Walk
Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.  They Walk
Among Us!

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up.  She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands.  “Now,” she asked me,
“has your plane arrived yet?”  They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go.  He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.  He thought about it for some
time before responding.  “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. “Yep, They Walk Among Us – AND.they
reproduce – AND VOTE

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7 thoughts on “They walk among us

  1. OMG. Send the sandwich shop girl and all her relatives over here to work in Dutchyland retail!!!

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