Jump on the bandwagon

See the new icon on the left. Yeah, American Idol did the whole One.Com telethon this week. That’s not why it’s there. Ok, it sort of is why it’s there.  I joined One about a year or so ago.  I get emails from them, I linked to them on my old site.  This just jogged my memory that I wanted to put the icon back.  Sign your name.

I’m not asking you to give money (although it would be nice, it’s tax deductible) I’m asking you to click on the icon and sign your name. That’s it. A simple signature. It doesn’t hurt. I promise.

I don’t ask for much. THIS I AM BEGGING. Sign your name. Be ONE


A few things

This is from my mom….A feng Shu test

My answers are bolded.

1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?   R
3. Your month of birth?  OCT
4. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours.   I put my sister’s name
6. Your favorite number? 12
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Wr ite down a wish (a realistic one) to lose weight.

When you’re done, scroll down. Don’t cheat

1. If you choose:
Red – You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black – you are conservative and aggressive.   Yes,  that’s a good way to describe me
Green – Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue – You are spo ntaneous and love kisses and affection from
the ones you love.
Yellow – You are a very happy person and give good advice to
those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K – You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R – You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love
life is soon to blossom.  
One can only hope

S-Z – You like to help others and your future love life looks
very good.

3. If you were born in:
JAN – MAR: The year will go very well for you and you will
discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
APR – JUN: You will have a strong love relationship that will
last forever.
JUL – SEP: You will have a great year and will experience a
major life-changing experience for the good.
OCT – DEC: Your love life will be great, you will find your
    When Feng Shu Gods when

4. If you chose…
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will
be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. 
How much more of a change…I moved, I bought a house…

White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and
would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person should be your best friend.    She really is.

6. This is how many close friends you will have in your
lifetime.   I would feel lucky to have that many.

7. If you chose:
California : You like adventure.    Ok –  if it says so
Florida : You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are
very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.    Again ok

The answer for number 9 was how many people to forward to..I skipped that.
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Holy Holy

Remember when Charlette Church was gospel. And then made dumb ass comments about firemen and policemen after 9/11. Apparently she went nuts. And I have no explanation for Amy Winehouse….except maybe she shouldn’t live up to her name.

It’s Beat It for damn’s sake. How do you forget the words.

Thank you Robin...for helping burn holes in my brain

Interview #2

This time it’s from DB.   I believe I have 2 more people interviewing me.
1. You are “The Real Libragirl”. Who is the fake one?

Anyone born in Febuary of 1970 (hee)

2. What will you be getting Fab and me for a wedding present?

A canning set
Then you can make your own pickles.

3. You could date any celebrity you like. Who would be your choice and why?

Way to hard to know.  I would have to decide if I wanted to be followed by camaras or not.

4. What do you need the 10 dollars, you want to borrow, for? Jimmy Choo’s don’t come in 10 dollar pairs!

The 10$ is to go to Atlantic City and put it all on black so I can win lots and lots of $10 so I can buy lots and lots of Jimmy Choos.

5. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (Always longed to know the answer to that one

The chicken.   or maybe the egg.   It’s 5:15 in the morning.  that’s way to thinking for me.

My interview

Hello my friend! Have some tasty questions! From Fab

You live up the road from what you suspect is a cult. If you were to form your own cult what would be the name of it and how would you want to be addressed by your minions?

The Cult of Libragirl. It would be made up of hot men with great bodies who give massages and call me Dutchess (No not as high as Your Highness, but I think it sounds more regal)

Where in the world IS that bitch Carmen Sandiego?

She’s in your pants. Let her go, she’s going to suffocate.

Do you consider yourself high maintenance or low maintenance? Explain.

Depends on my mood. Buy me a pair of Jimmy Choos and I’m yours

When the aliens finally land and start lopping off our heads with cobalt machetes, what will be your argument to them for letting you live?

I know Mr. Fab’s address and real name.

You are single. Admit it, it’s because you can’t find a guy like me, right?

I admit it. I want you, I need you, I can’t live without you. I must go die now. Die a sad pathetic single girl with no cats because you are sooooooo manly I must not live without you.

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Ya know

That’s not a sentence.


Conversation overheard

So, what

I just ya know what I mean


No I have no idea what you mean – because you didn’t say anything

That was a coversation (the  parts between dots) overheard between 2 cashiers in a store.   I say you know what I mean.  But I usually say something before hand

I can’t think of an example at the moment as my brain doesn’t work – you know what I mean

(See what I did there, tricked ya)

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Weekend wrap up again

We went to the circus on Sunday.  Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey  It was a Bellobration.  Bello is the most amazing clown, acrobat whatever he is that I have ever seen.  The other clowns were scary, I think.  Ok not scary as much as creepy, but Bello, amazing.

I think it was a good circus.  The boys enjoyed it.   So did my parents.

See, my parents started taking NE when he was like 3 or so.  No parents allowed.   Well, no non grandparents allowed.  So it was me, my parents, my sister and NE.   We go every year.  This year, sister wasn’t allowed to go.  Since the Princess is around.   So I drove to NY Saturday morning, hung out at the rents house and Sunday we went to The Theatre at Madison Square Garden to watch Bellobration.

The show starts pretty much the same way.   The Ringmaster comes out, says stuff, The Star Spangled Banner gets sung.  Then Bello comes up on the screen and tries to get out.  He can’t, he tries, he can’t.  The Ringmaster gets annoyed and starts the show without Bello.   Then something happens and Bello comes out of the screen.  Ok not really but the lights go down, their is a big explosion, firework like lights come on AND THERE’S BELLO.    Once the big explosion happened we had a little freak out with a certain 2 1/2 year old who doesn’t like loud noises.  She cried and cried and hugged me and freaked out.   I took her out and she calmed down.   I asked her if she wanted to go back in – commence freaking out.    Calming down.    Princess, we have to go and get your coat and diaper bag, can we go back in.       Uh huh

So back I go.  And freaking out is commenced.  But she sees Grandma and is ok.  Until Grandma attempts to take her out of my arms.   She wrapped her legs around my waist like a vice.     So we got her stuff and left.   I mean really left. We left the Garden.  Luckily Brother and SIL live close so we walked to their house and she played with them.   I took a little (10) minute nap and the Princess thought I was pretending (it’s a game) so she got in my face and yelled    WAKE UP RACHEL.   So I did.   You try staying asleep when a short person is yelling in your face.  So I pick her up and kiss her lots and lots as is my right as her aunt.    Then she looked at me with her cute little face and her tiny little nose and her high little voice and said

Where’s Bello?

Ok, brat Princess you were freaking out.    A LOT and made us leave.

We went out to brunch after the circus.   We met the parents and boys at a resturant and it was good.   Then I drove me and the Princess home.   She was so tired she was asleep before 7th Ave.    We got in the car at 9th ave.

I am free next weekend.  Thank goodness.   NE is in a chess tornament.   He is 8.  His chess teacher says he is really good.   No matter how he does I am quite proud of him.  I can’t play chess.  He also kicks ass in Rummy 500.

Good luck Big man.   Stop growing up.   I don’t like it.  Stay my little nephew who is the oldest and then LN and the Princess won’t grow up.  But more important.  I won’t get older.    I