Today you are 43. That means you’re very very old (this only applies to sister, no other 43 or older people) It means that you will start to shrink soon, which sucks since you are only 5’1 now and most of your patients don’t believe you are a doctor because you are short. But hate to break it to you, you look like you are in your 30’s now. You don’t look like a teenager anymore. And complaining that you don’t fit in size 2 pants, not a good way to get sympathy.


You are still the bestest most awesomist sister in the world. I’m glad you are one of my best friends and that we are as close as we are.